Every man's religion is his own, and nobody else's business.

No one is rich whose expenditures exceed his means, and no one is poor whose incomings exceed his outgoings.

Mothers can get weaned as well as babies.

Fun has no limits. It is like the human race and face; there is a family likeness among all the species, but they all differ.

Fact is stranger than fiction.

Some people have a perfect genius for doing nothing, and doing it assiduously.

Wise men, like wine, are best when old; pretty women, like bread, are best when young.