Absurdities die of self-strangulation.

Fun has no limits. It is like the human race and face; there is a family likeness among all the species, but they all differ.

Hope is a pleasant acquaintance, but an unsafe friend, not the man for your banker, though he may do for a traveling companion.

Every man's religion is his own, and nobody else's business.

People have no right to make fools of themselves, unless they have no relations to blush for them.

Give me a chance, says Stupid, and I will show you. Ten to one he has had his chance already, and neglected it.

Circumstances alter cases.