Punctuality is the soul of business.

Favoritism manifests itself in all departments of government, public and private. It is the harder to avoid, because it is so natural.

People have no right to make fools of themselves, unless they have no relations to blush for them.

Wise men, like wine, are best when old; pretty women, like bread, are best when young.

Nature's bank-dividends.

Wishes, like castles in the air, are inexpensive and not taxable.

When a man is wrong and won't admit is, he always gets angry.