A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.

There is nothing like fun, is there? I haven't any myself, but I do like it in others.

No one is rich whose expenditures exceed his means, and no one is poor whose incomings exceed his outgoings.

Women forgive injuries, but never forget slights.

A coxcomb is four-fifths affectation and one-fifth vanity.

A brave man is sometimes a desperado: a bully is always a coward.

Circumstances alter cases.