A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.

Punctuality is the soul of business.

It is easier to make money than to save it. One is exertion, the other, self-denial.

Absurdities die of self-strangulation.

Avarice fills its purse at the expense of its belly.

Life ain't all beer and skittles.

Just what part of meow don't you understand?