A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.

Sometimes a step forward needs a step back.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.

Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.