Of two evils, choose the more interesting.
A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.
Fish stimulates the brain, but fishing stimulates the imagination.
Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.
No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner.
Confessions may be good for the soul but they are bad for the reputation.