If you think you know it all, you are missing something.

The mind is like a parachute. In order to function, it first has to open.

A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner.

If you get to the top on your own, who'll take the picture?

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.