Between Clive Owen winning at the Golden Globes and the British Academy announcing its nominations, of which Sideways received only one, I'm feeling pretty humbled these days.

Cows are a lot smarter across the board than bulls.

Principally, I'll give anything a chance, only because the greatest challenges are the ones that you never see coming.

I would just turn into a giant pair of lips. "Oh God! There he is! It's Lip-Man!"

I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible.

Sight is about what lies right in front of us. Vision is what lies ahead.

Their lives have been largely defined by failure and you would think the prospect of marriage, which is supposed to be bountiful and hopeful, it's just really another kind of tangential thing in his life.