Principally, I'll give anything a chance, only because the greatest challenges are the ones that you never see coming.

I would just turn into a giant pair of lips. "Oh God! There he is! It's Lip-Man!"

If you are truly fearless as a performer, than you don't fear kids or dogs.

Cows are a lot smarter across the board than bulls.

I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible.

I probably am. I think Paul Giamatti also said in an interview that I was "f--king crazy." I'm flattered by that. I want to be that guy who's nuts who makes people think.

But at the same time, if the right thing came along, I would do it in a second.