Giving freaks a pass is the oldest tradition in Montana.
I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
It don't do you no nevermind to tell nobody nothing.
My life was the best omelette you could make with a chainsaw
I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.
The trouble is, you can't properly present something you don't believe in.