What North Europe thinks of as its history is actually quite provincial and of limited interest. Different sorts of Christian killing each other, and that's about it.
Can't say it often enough โ change your hair, change your life.
Time is never wasted if you remember to bring along something to read.
Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care.
For every kind of vampire, there is a kind of cross
If there is something comforting - religious, if you want - about paranoia, there is still also anti-paranoia, where nothing is connected to anything, a condition not many of us can bear for long.