The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

There is no psychology; there is only biography and autobiography.

Psychiatric expert testimony: mendacity masquerading as medicine.

In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

Men often treat others worse than they treat themselves, but they rarely treat anyone better. It is the height of folly to expect consideration and decency from a person who mistreats himself.

'Statistics' show that 66% of clients are cured with psychotherapy; what statistics don't show is that 72% are cured without it.

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing.