Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.

Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.

People were always asking for good sound proofs; doubt springs eternal in the human breast, even in countries where the Inquisition can read your very thoughts in your eyes.

Comparisons of one's lot with others' teaches us nothing and enfeebles the will.

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests.

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose.

Characterization in a play is like a blank check which the dramatist accords to the actor for him to fill in.