Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure.

[Whenever] you get near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.

Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it?

When you're at war, you think about a better life; when you're at peace you think about a more comfortable one.

Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners - your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards - who dishonor the vices and bring them into bad repute.

I am convinced that, except in a few extraordinary cases, one form or another of an unhappy childhood is essential to the formation of exceptional gifts.

A man looks pretty small at a wedding, George. All those good women standing shoulder to shoulder, making sure that the knot's tied in a mighty public way.