Even in the most perfect love one person loves less profoundly than the other.
I hold we cannot be said to be aware of our minds save under responsibility.
Being employed is like being loved: you know that somebody's thinking about you the whole time.
Comparisons of one's lot with others' teaches us nothing and enfeebles the will.
Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.
Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.