The way British publishing works is that you go from not being published no matter how good you are, to being published no matter how bad you are.

New York City has fantastic restaurants and, unlike London, a lot of the best restaurants are relatively cheap.

Miami, in many ways, is a quintessentially American city. The juxtaposition of showy wealth with dire pennilessness, the tussle of glitz and decay doesnt come any more marked than here.

I went to a British Council event a while back and there were lots of German professors of literature. About half of them were convinced I had a German sense of humour and the other half were sure it was British. They are probably still arguing about it now.

The way British publishing works is that you go from not being published no matter how good you are, to being published no matter how bad you are.

Even those with unspendable fortunes only have one mind, one mouth, two ears, two eyes and one pleasure station. There's only so much fun you can take.

Like most men, I'm a life support system for a phallus.