Son, are you happy? I don't mean to pry, but do you dream of Heaven? Have you ever wanted to die?

A journalist in America told us that we'd [with Johhny Depp] been working together for 10 decades, so we're a lot older than we look! We actually knew each other before the invention of cinema, so we have quite a good, long relationship.

Johnny Depp is somebody I really love working with because he doesn't care how he looks. He wants to become weird characters and I like that.

I'm going to put that on my gravestone. "He created such a category of unwanted pop culture - Famous for directing unwanted cultural references".

Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year.

You don't know whether chimps are going to kill you or kiss you. They're very open on some levels and much more evil in a certain way.

I've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they'd still say I'm a dark personality.