And in that one grey hair I saw my whole life and I said "I think I need a hair.

He can't fly around tall buildings, or outrun a speeding train, the only talent he seems to have is leaving a nasty stain!

I always wonder why some people see things as weird and some people don't.

Adults forget that kids are their own best censors.

When it comes to art and science, people don't like a lot of either. Instead of being open to it, they're closed off about it.

The Girl With Many Eyes One day in the park I had quite a surprise. I met a girl who had many eyes. She was really quite pretty (and also quite shocking!) and I noticed she had a mouth, so we ended up talking. We talked about flowers, and her poetry classes, and the problems she'd have if she ever wore glasses. It's great to know a girl who has so many eyes, but you really get wet when she breaks down and cries.

My diagnosis," he said "for better or worse, is that your son is the result of an old pharaoh's curse.