Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The doctor said gently, What I'm going to say will sound pretty wild. But you're not the father of this strange looking child. You see, there still is some question about the child's gender, but we think that its father is a microwave blender.

If you ever had a pet, with me it was a dog, with that sort of unconditional love that only dogs can give, people can't do that; that sort of thing where it's very powerful, it's kind of your first love and your first real relationship, and usually your first experience with death.

When you don’t have many friends and you don’t have a social life you’re kind of left looking at things, not doing things. There’s a weird freedom in not having people treat you like you’re part of society or where you have to fulfill social relationships.

It's hard to find logic in things sometimes. That's why I can't analyze things too much, because it often doesn't make much sense.

Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies.

People told me I couldn't kill Nicholson, so I cast him in two roles and killed him off twice.

Things you grew up watching, they just stay with you. They form what you like to do.