Tim Hawkins Quotes

Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress

I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip.

Legality and oppression are not unknown to run hand in hand.

I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy.

We have our own language. Christianese... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor.

Some people are more expressive in worship. Some people more subtle and it's all good