I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
If anyone can show me ... that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife, I'll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don't gotta believe nothin' you don't like.
The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.