I ran spotlight. Swept up. Did box office. Ran the lighting board. But acting was the most fun.

There's always someone telling you not to do something. The main thing is just to ignore them.

If I'm a commodity, it wouldn't be a wise idea to buy stock in me - although, in the long run, maybe I'm a slow growth investment.

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

You had to know how to fight or you had to know how to avoid a fight. I didn't enjoy fighting, so I learned how to avoid them.

My father described me as the oldest baby he'd ever seen. I apparently was very serious and reflective.

If you're in the position to help someone and you do it, it's very rewarding.