There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

There's nothing more boring than unintelligent actors, because all they have to talk about is themselves and acting. There have to be other things.

You should never try irony or self-effacing humour.

I don't care about Clinton's haircuts or his affairs or any of that stuff.

My philosophy is, don't take no for an answer and be willing to sacrifice your entire project for freedom.

I don't know if I ever really bought into the eternal damnation bit.

It simply comes down to this, Get Busy Living, or Get Busy Dying.