My father described me as the oldest baby he'd ever seen. I apparently was very serious and reflective.

It's difficult when you have to turn down a tremendous amount of money because you don't like what the script is saying and you don't have any money.

There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.

I love iconoclasts. I love individuals. I love people that are true to themselves, whatever the cost.

I don't want people to be inspired or offended by what I do. If you determine your behavior by what [other people] want, you're screwed.

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

There's the theory that nudity doesn't really make something sexy; the characters and their relationship make it sexy.