What you get is what you get. What you do with what you get, that’s more the point.

I learned never to listen to acting teachers because they don't know what the hell they're talking about.

I was a sports fan, but I also went to peace marches.

Americans accept that gangsters are running the government.

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

I've been lucky-my looks haven't put me into one category. I don't look like a blue blood. I don't look like a criminal. I don't look like anything.

You should never try irony or self-effacing humour.