Critics have told me I've ruined the lives of 50 million young people. I can't be certain of this, since only about 10 million have ever come back to thank me.

I've left specific instructions that I do not want to be brought back during a Republican administration.

Half the things I've done are wrong, mistakes [unintelligible]. The moratorium on pot and LSD a year ago is ridiculous. I shouldn't have done that. I make a blunder at least one out of two times I come to bat.

If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.

Get stoned and abandon all constructive activity.

Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac

My advice to people today is as follows: if you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in, and drop out.