The older I get, the older old is.

Keepers of light carry invisible candles of hope, touching hearts and illuminating the souls of friends.

I was cutting and threading pipe in the tunnels to get water into the shower rooms for athletics. I was repairing old metal windows, fixing cement walls where rain was coming through, and drying out the maple gym floors in hopes of removing the warping.

I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness.

The thing is I'm very interested in bad taste, as anyone who's ever seen me perform or had dinner with me would know.

Friends are like Lighthouses, with the sources of light coming from their hearts.

Politicians are just Daily Mail journalists writ large, aren't they? They're always telling us what's going to happen, and we know they don't know!