One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?
From soul to soul, and heart to heart. May you be blessed, I wish to impart.
Brighten someone's by adding a spoon full of kindness.
I'm the only man in London that 'Don't talk to strange men' doesn't apply to.
Politicians are just Daily Mail journalists writ large, aren't they? They're always telling us what's going to happen, and we know they don't know!
The thing is I'm very interested in bad taste, as anyone who's ever seen me perform or had dinner with me would know.