It was actually, 'Where ever there is television, there is poor old shagged out Tom Baker running across the rocks and punting down the river.'

I was cutting and threading pipe in the tunnels to get water into the shower rooms for athletics. I was repairing old metal windows, fixing cement walls where rain was coming through, and drying out the maple gym floors in hopes of removing the warping.

I'm the only man in London that 'Don't talk to strange men' doesn't apply to.

Loving friends let kindness grow in their hearts, creating a oneness with their souls.

I think quite often a fate worse than death is life, for lots of people.

"Eureka" is Greek for "This bath is too hot."

I used to always be putting my hat on children being photographed and then getting home and discovering I was riddled with lice. That used to happen very, very regularly. I used to get headlice all the time.