People see me on TV and I'm this calm, level headed guy. Honestly, that's the furthest thing from who I am. For a long time I struggled with anger and stress. It was killing me, figuratively and literally.
That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.
I'm a liberal Democrat, and I state that proudly.
I work best when people are here to puncture me
Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.
I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.