That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.
I'm not a big raised stage fan.
I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.
I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game
I'm a liberal Democrat, and I state that proudly.
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.