I'd love to give Malcolm the truck. We're going to figure out how to make that happen.

To me, if you're trying to impress a girl, get a date, they're gonna like that more because you're a confident guy. That's what it comes down to.

Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brishing your teath is the hardest part of the day - it all just hurts.

When you lose, talk little. When you win, talk less.

Man, wear your seat belts. That's all I can tell everybody. You never know.

I like to have fun all the time, even if I'm working.

I got a few Mrs. Bradys in my life.