I didn't alter the footballs in any way
Matt Damon is a great actor, and he's from Boston, so we've got a few things in common. I've seen him throw a football, though. He definitely needs to work on that.
Losing sucks, and especially to the Jets.
In sports you often become part of something greater than yourself.
Some of the best motivation in life is trying to impress a girl.
I've always been privileged to play for Coach Belichick, who I've always said is the best coach in the history of the league.