There is an old saying: In history nothing is true but the names and dates. In fiction everything is true but the names and dates. The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense.

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience.

There used to be this country called the Soviet Union; it's not there anymore. Our technology was better than theirs.

I was one of the first generations to watch television. TV exposes people to news, to information, to knowledge, to entertainment. How is it bad?

In the Soviet Union it was illegal to take a photograph of a train station. Look what happened to them. They tried to classify everything.

My life is a very simple life thank you

I just finished reading the Koran, and there's nothing in there I didn't hear in Sunday school.