I just finished reading the Koran, and there's nothing in there I didn't hear in Sunday school.

The only person who has artistic control is the director, and 'director' is how you spell God in Hollywood.

Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after you hung the parchment on the wall. People might ask for a rebate.

The tactics...no, amateurs discuss tactics,.... Professional soldiers study logistics.

I am a politician which means I am a liar and a crook. When I am not kissing babies I am stealing their lollypops.

Ice hockey is the closest thing to religion permitted by the Soviet Union.

For over two weeks, the defenders of Wake Island held off a vastly superior force of Japanese ships and troops, inspiring the whole nation with their plucky spirit and sacrifice. Unfortunately, Navy leaders at Pearl Harbor, struggling to protect what was left of the shattered Pacific Fleet, canceled a relief mission, allowing the island and its defenders to fall without support. Wake damaged the long-standing trust between the Corps and the Navy, a memory that still rankles Marines and shames sailors.