Where do I get my seriousness? You can't help but grow up fast when your parents get divorced. You see your mother go to get food stamps and she's making fifty dollars too much to get them, with four kids to support.

For me as a man, philosophically, when you talk about honor and integrity, that’s the way I want to live my life. It moved me.

Talk is over-rated as a means of settling disputes

Sex is great, if you are in a relationship. Otherwise, I find sex actually not so interesting. Without a relationship it is confusing.

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night.

Psychiatry is a pseudoscience.... You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do...Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even -you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.

Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends.