I'm passionate about learning. I'm passionate about life.

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night.

Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?

The exciting part of acting, I don't know how else to explain it, are those moments when you surprise yourself.

I just want to help people. I'm a helper. For instance, I myself have helped hundreds of people get off drugs. In Scientology, we have the only successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. It's called Narconon.

Today, people can say anything they want. Suddenly it gets in the rumor mill and then it evolves and then somehow it becomes fact and you say, What is this? You know, why don't you ask me?

No dream is ever just a dream.