I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.

I was kicked out of middle school a few times. This guy who was kind of a d*** and a bully got hit by a car. I jumped up and went, YEAH Apparently that wasnt cool with some people cause I got kicked out.

All I can say is hold on, and prepare.

People are different when they're 30 than they are when they're 16.

My dad has had a rare form of leukemia since I was in about 7th grade.

I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.

'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' is the best movie for a guy like me. A cerebral adventure. A moving story. A bunch of little green men.