You’ve got to not only love yourself for who you are with all your mistakes, but you’ve got to love the world for what it can bring you if you have the right attitude

I just wanna see a UFO, really

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

Playing music in the wake of the Blink thing was like finding love in the middle of a war zone.

All I can say is hold on, and prepare.

I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it.

I always want to do different things. I'm always obsessed with trying to do different things.