It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.
Tom GreenI don't really like to just sit down at a computer and write because that tends to be a little forced. Sometimes the funniest ideas just happen in the moment, when you're talking to people, or you notice something.
Tom GreenI think I always enjoyed the energy of a crowd, of being onstage. It started when I was even younger doing public speaking at school and just kept going from there.
Tom Green