Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid

I had a real passion for performing. I craved the attention. I was a goofy kid just like I am a goofy adult. So as soon as I got the bug of getting laughs and getting on stage I just couldn't stop.

Whenever I do something I tend to focus on it and spend all of my time and energy on it.

I tend to sit around with my friends a lot and rant and rave about things I think are ridiculous in the world, and I tend to make fun of myself a lot.

We all borrow and steal and copy from each other, and that's the way I think people get inspired.

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

I'm no more a lawbreaker than they are , and if they were lawbreakers for keeping God's commandments, they're my example.