No journalist has ever been in my house and no photographs have ever been taken of where I live. I don't parade my family out for display, which is the way it will stay.

That's what's nice about directing a film and having it done: There's nothing more I can do about it. It's done. That's it. All I can do is let it go and hope that people are kind to it.

I don't cause riots, but I do cause confusion. People freeze when they spot me.

If you look at romantic comedies as pieces of commerce, the audience is looking for wish fulfillment.

I've been doing a pale imitation of Bill Murray for most of my career.

In the early days you have a tendency to intellectualize, but you're really just trying to sound smart and score with the chicks.

I always wanted to play Lestrade of Scotland Yard 'cause he's a buffoon that gets to wear a uniform. I thought that would be fun.