Dear God, thank you for my life. I forgot how big and wonderful it is.

Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Help and you will abolish apathy-the void that is so quickly filled by ignorance and evil.

Eating everything you want is not that much fun. When you live a life with no boundaries, there's less joy. If you can eat anything you want to, what's the fun in eating anything you want to?

Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball.

But television, when I was doing it, was all about scoring. You had to make these jokes bang, do whatever you could to make the material really pop. And if it didn't, there was something wrong with the material, or with you.

As an actor I am always waiting for my luck to run out.