My hobby is fishing for girls.
I've been a fan of me ever since.
Women should stop talking so much during sex. Screaming is okay.
My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants.
If I were a girl for a day I would try to sleep with Tom Kaulitz.
I have been in love already, but I don’t think I have ever really loved somebody. Love is a very rare and beautiful thing, but it can also be bitter if the other one doesn’t love you back.