As we celebrate mediocrity, all the boys upstairs want to see. How much you'll pay for what you used to get for free.

Somewhere, somehow, somebody must have kicked you around some. Tell me, why you want to lay there, revel in your abandon?

Bring me a girl, they're always the best. You put 'em on stage, and you have 'em undress.

Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.

It's always been great to be onstage. It's really effortless up there. It's not a lot of work.

The truth is that if you play on TV there is always a sponsor. There is no way around it. I've already passed on so much money I don't worry about it anymore.

When I decided to be a musician I reckoned that that was going to be the way of less profit, less money. I was sort of giving up the idea of making a lot of money. It was what I loved to do. I would have done it anyway. If I'd had to work at Taco Bell I'd have still been out at night trying to play music.