It's hard to say who's a greater threat to the world, an ambitious CEO with a big ad budget or a crafty cleric with an obsolete Bible verse.

To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.

Sharks are the criminals of the sea. Dolphins are the outlaws.

In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to ever be completely understood. Life is that joke my friends. The soul is the punch line.

When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing.

Of course I'm inconsistent! Only logicians and cretins are consistent!

Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich.