The principal difference between an adventurer and a suicide is that the adventurer leaves himself a margin of escape (the narrower the margin the greater the adventure)

Laughter is holier than piety, freedom is sweeter than fame, and in the end it's love and love alone that really matters.

Unhappiness is the ultimate form of self-indulgence.

Success can eliminate as many options as failure.

There're many ways, my dear, to victimize people. The most insidious way is to persuade them that they're victims.

Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

You have taught us much. Come with us and join the movement." "This movement of yours, does it have slogans?" inquired the Chink. "Right on!" they cried. And they quoted him some. "Your movement, does it have a flag?" asked the Chink. "You bet!" and they described their emblem. "And does your movement have leaders?" "Great leaders." "Then shove it up your butts," said the Chink. "I have taught you nothing.