Those who possess wisdom cannot just ladle it out to every wantwit and jackanapes who comes along and asks for it. A person must be prepared to receive wisdom, or else it will do him more harm than good. Moreover, a lout thrashing about in the clear waters of wisdom will dirty those waters for everyone else.

A child's mind is its living room; it's is going to be residing there for the rest of its earthly existence.

You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think.

Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.

Leave it to a naive world-saver like you to view our love as a Sacred Cause when in actual fact all it was was some barking at the moon.

Normality is the Great Neurosis of civilization.

If you were Jesus with missing years to kill where would you go?