The enemy is the tyranny of the dull mind.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Most Americans pay lip service to the idea of freedom, but can't handle real freedom.

Unfortunately, little darlings, there is no such thing as a simple love story.The most transitory puppy crush is complex to the extent of lying beyond the far reaches of the brain's understanding.

A mediocre failure is as insufferable as a mediocre success. Embrace failure! Seek it out. Learn to love it. That may be the only way any of us will ever be free.

The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.

One of my books is a hallucinogen, an aphrodisiac, a mood elevator, an intellectual garage door opener, and a metaphysical trash compactor. They'll do everything except rotate your tires.