Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.

When a man confines an animal in a cage, he assumes ownership of that animal. But an animal is an individual; it cannot be owned. When a man tries to own an individual, whether that individual be another man, an animal or even a tree, he suffers the psychic consequences of an unnatural act.

If complexity doesn't beat you, paradox will.

Nobody quite knew what to make of the moon any more.

There is a sense in which a painted stick is a stick in bloom. This stick points to the hidden face of God. Sometimes it points to you.

Ellen Cherry was from the south and had good manners. She didn´t have any panties on, but she had good manners.

Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.