Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.

Peeple of zee wurl, relax

Throughout most of our history, nothing - not flood, famine, plague, or new weapons - has endangered humanity one-tenth as much as the narcissistic ego, with its self-aggrandizing presumptions and its hell-hound spawn of fear and greed.

A lot of aspiring writers are all ready to write a novel, but they don't know how to write sentences.

Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass.

…he glanced over his shoulder at her, regarding her, as he often did before they made love, as if she were a lost continent about to be rediscovered.

The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.