The trick is this: keep your eye on the ball. Even when you can't see the ball.

The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict.

Be your own flying saucer! Rescue yourself!

Laughter is holier than piety, freedom is sweeter than fame, and in the end it's love and love alone that really matters.

So you think that you're a failure, do you? Well, you probably are. What's wrong with that? In the first place, if you've any sense at all you must have learned by now that we pay just as dearly for our triumphs as we do for our defeats. Go ahead and fail. But fail with wit, fail with grace, fail with style. A mediocre failure is as insufferable as a mediocre success. Embrace failure! Seek it out. Learn to love it. That may be the only way any of us will ever be free.

Equality is not in regarding different things similarly, equality is in regarding different things differently.

Heaven is living in your hopes and Hell is living in your fears. It's up to each individual which one he chooses.