The trick is this: keep your eye on the ball. Even when you can't see the ball.

I like travelers, but I don't like tourists. The difference is that travelers don't shop and they don't play golf.

When a culture is being dumbed down as effectively as ours is, its narrative arts (literature, film, theatre) seem to vacillate between the brutal and the bland, sometimes in the same work.

Every day is Judgement Day. Always has been. Always will be.

I'll bet I'm as old as you are." "I'm older than Sanskrit." "Well, I was waitress at the Last Supper." "I'm so old I remember when McDonald's had only sold a hundred burgers." "You win.

Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell.

What we have here is an unexpected touchdown on the runway of the heart.